Whoever yells "DRINK!" first does not have to take a sip.
• Mulder or Scully smile.
• See numbers 10, 13, or 10/13 (Chris Carter's wife's birthday), or 11/21 (Chris Carter's birthday). We don't really know which is whose birthday.
• Any character, including Mulder or Scully, shows their badge.
• Mulder is called "Fox."
• Scully is called "Dana."
• Mulder eats sunflower seeds.
• Reference is made to Mulder's obsession with porn.
• Mulder talks to Deep Throat or Mr. X.
• A computer does something computers cannot do.
• You see Smoking Man (smoking or not).
• Mulder or Scully call each other on cell phone and say, "It's me" or "Where are you?"
• Scully gives some long "scientific" explanation.
• Scully does an autopsy.
• Mulder or Scully is using a car-battery-powered Super-Flashlight.
• Mulder happens to know/notice some obscure fact which later helps solve the case.
• Scully misses the proof of a paranormal event.
• Mulder goes into a dark room and yells, "SCULLY!?!"
• Scully goes into a dark room and yells, "MULDER!?!"
• Scully calls a connection/evidence "purely circumstantial" or "scientifically impossible."
• Skinner is seen outside of FBI Headquarters.
• Lone Gunmen appear/are consulted.
• Scully happens to know/notice some obscure fact which later helps solve the case.
• Mulder and Scully actually touch each other, anywhere, anyhow.
• Smoking Man smokes in front of a "No Smoking" sign.
• Mulder's sister is mentioned (by him or anyone else).
• Mulder actually watches porn, or there is physical evidence of porno.
• Mulder puts a masking-tape X on the window.
• Scully wears any footwear other than pumps.
• Scully tells Mulder to "get some sleep."
• A mutant/alien/monster kills someone.
• Mulder is called "Spooky."
• Scully is called "Starbuck."
• Mulder is seen in his underwear or a Speedo swimsuit.
• Scully smokes a cigarette, or Mulder has a drink.
• Mulder or Scully actually shoot their guns.
• They drive a car other than a Ford Taurus.
• Scully drives.
• Credits say something other than "The Truth is Out There."
• Mulder or Scully have a date or romantic encounter (not with each other).
• Well-Manicured Man (or any other of the mysterious cabal) appears.
• Mulder and Scully kiss or say, "I love you."
• You actually see an alien or UFO.